STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
I just want this to be over.
#hey douchebag!#you could have provided your sons with both a home and an education#if you had actually put even the tiniest bit of effort into getting your shit together#putting their needs ahead of your own#and considering what the wife you porported to ‘love’ would have thought of your quest for vengance#and the havoc it wrought upon her kids#fuck you john winchester for sobbing and making this about you#you could have given dean a home and sam school#instead you dragged them around the country leaving them alone for long stretches of time#and you threw your younger son out of your ‘home’ as soon as he expressed the desire for school#so fuck you john#fuck you and your mind games#fuck you and your selfishness#and fuck you for making your boys feel guilty about your fuck ups—as a ploy to get them refocused on your revenge quest#i am so done (musingsdeme)
Set design Just for Shits and Giggles. Says No-One. Ever, or Why in 9x15 That Moose Lamp Scene was Actually Brilliant
Yeah okay, so I posted the hahaha-they-put-Sam-in-a-shot-with-moose-lamp picture earlier today, but I couldn’t shake the feeling I was missing something. Why the hell would they put this in? It can’t just be Serge Ladouceur having a laugh, can it? So, I went back and holy silent story telling, Batman, am I ever glad I did, because wow there’s a lot going on.
First of all, both Sam and Dean are connected to objects in the room. Sam’s connection is obviously the easiest one to spot. From left to right we have the moose man himself, then the silhouette of an actual moose and then the silhouette of a pine tree.
For Dean, the shot is set up to mirror Sam’s.
We have the bearer of the Mark of Cain on the right, and a pine tree on the far left. Therefore, like the moose in the middle representing Sam, the image in the middle of this shot represents Dean. For most of the scene the head is out of the shot, but a glorious beard is visible throughout. There is one shot, though, that shows the entire figure and yeah, once I saw this, I couldn’t unsee it…
To further the connection to Cain, the other in-your-face image in the motel room is the ox. It is on the panel, on the wall. In fact, Dean is framed by them, stressing its significance.
While technically, the Bible never states what Cain used, ask most people what weapon was used to slay Abel and their answer will be the jawbone of an ox. (Additionally, slaying and offering a blemishless ox to God is the Biblical sure-fire way of asking for forgiveness for a sin.)
And there is the way Dean is framed. Torso visible, but head out of shot.
Same for the wooden panel:
torso visible, head out of shot. (Perhaps saying that the figure holding an axe refers to Dean having an axe to grind would be going to far, but at the very least the axe can be a vicious weapon.) The silent story is telling us to pay attention to the Cain-connection.
Why it wants us to do this, I believe, can be found in the following exchange. While talking about the Thinman Sam says the following: “[it] lurks in the background of his victims’ lives until he is ready to kill them” He says this at the exact moment of the screenshot below: Dean lurking in the background, out of focus.
While not exactly in the same position, it does remind me of this glorious season 8 shot:
Dean the predator, going after his prey ruthlessly, single-mindedly, and with a relish for torture that will never cease to scare the living crap out of me.
Cut to the final fight scene and Dean killing a human.
Let me repeat that: Dean killing a human with a BLADE from behind without a hint of remorse on his face or a real human reaction when Sam calls him out on it.
And just to make sure we recall the motel room scene, the shot of his death is framed like this:
Again, we see Dean’s torso, but his head is out of shot. What also strikes me is how incredibly huge this makes Dean look. How inexorable.
So while we have not been explicitly told that the Mark of Cain is affecting Dean, this sure suggests that it is. And even if I haven’t convinced you of the wooden engraving being Cain, at the very least we are seeing that Dean is changing and it is not yet for the better. Rock bottom is yet to come.
I was just gonna reblog this and tag my thoughts but I decided to just got whole hog because I can’t control myself.
sorry not sorry) to headless Dean have been cropping up this season. I think the most obvious instance was in 9x04 where Dean was likened to the Tinman by Crowley, and then Dorothy later showed she was still carrying his decapitated head around in her bike.
And now in the promo pics for Blade Runners, there’s clearly a painting on the wall behind Cain’s Blade that has a decapitated head pouring blood on the ground.
Now I’m not saying we’re gonna see Dean have his head cut off this season because holy mother of balls that would be pretty horrific (though who am I kidding, I love the horrific), but maybe it’s a more figurative ‘loose your head’?
That the Mark of Cain will take its toll on Dean so profoundly that he’ll go out of his mind?
Who knows, but, imo, it’s getting to be a theme.
Would you take a dip in a swimming pool that once functioned as a subway station?
Nathalie Kosciusko-Morizet, a center-right candidate for mayor of Paris and former environment minister, has unveiled a series of plans to turn the legendary “ghost stations” of the Paris Metro into underground oases.
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
Excellent gif use
THANK YOU JENNI HERD